Ugens mest mærkværdige nyhed er landet: Beyoncé er blevet anklaget for »ekstrem hekseri« af sin forhenværende trommeslager Kimberly Thompson.
Det skriver The Blast, som har fået indsigt i dokumenter fra Thompsons forsøg på at søge polititilhold mod verdensstjernen. Thompson anklager blandt andet Beyoncé for at have kastet »besværgelser om seksuel forulempelse« mod hende og desuden myrdet hendes killing.
Ikke overraskende blev Thompsons begæring om tilhold afvist den 19. september, men retten har indkaldt til høring igen den 11. oktober, for at få styr på de besynderlige anklager.
Internettet har ikke været sen til at reagere på Kimberlys anklager, hvor nogle påpeger, at Beyoncé selvfølgelig er en heks, mens andre italesætter sagens himmelråbende »wtf«-karakter.
“Beyoncé is a witch”
Bey Hive: pic.twitter.com/8HuZQqGsNd
— big NIC energy (@nicryen) September 20, 2018
Drummer says Beyoncé is a witch
The BeyHive: pic.twitter.com/sJqEBSztnN
— Gregory Mendes (@ITHomoGreg) September 20, 2018
Ol girl act like she didn’t know Beyoncé was into witchcraft. Beyoncé is a Virgo woman and if you know anything about Virgo women or Scorpio women they are the truest witches of the horoscope.
— SHAPE SHIFTER (@iSlaythaDragon) September 20, 2018
If Beyoncé’s a witch, guess I’m gonna become a witch too
— – (@_saalss) September 20, 2018
Who is shocked that Beyonce is accused of being a creole witch? J.lo and Cardi practice Santeria, Keyshia K is probably a Jamaican mambo, and don’t get me started on the KarJenners…
— Ms. Thing (@_Ms_Thing) September 20, 2018
Beyoncé being a witch is now one of my favorite conspiracy theories. Omg.
— Guyanese Gold (@Wildebee_) September 20, 2018
I knew #Beyoncé was doing something to me with her words when I was watching her #ApeShit video. I went out and bought a bunch of overpriced art for no reason right afterwards!! WITCH! ? https://t.co/w8T4nRB0y5
— John Steven Rocha (@TheRochaSays) September 21, 2018
Witch costumes will sell out this year thanks to Beyonce. pic.twitter.com/aQfNXeJo8f
— TheCoolSquare⬛️ (@twanjonez) September 21, 2018