Twitter har holdt endnu en af sine mange fester, denne gang under det fantastiske hashtag #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots.
Det går i al sin enkelthed ud på, at lade Donald Trump forklare et filmplot med sin helt særegne staccato sætningskonstruktion og mærkværdige logiske slutninger.
Vi har samlet 15 af de bedste. Prøv at se, om du kan lade være med at læse dem med hans stemme. Umuligt.
Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Scott Dooley (@scottdools) 18. august 2016
A weak liberal tricks 11 guys into letting a Hispanic criminal go free. Sad. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/EYGLvIx6TZ
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) 18. august 2016
This guy, Aladdin- hes making terrible, the worst deals. Believe me folks, I would've got 4, 5, even 12 wishes
— Josh Mahan (@squashmahan) 18. august 2016
A great ship – The best ship! Illegal Immigrants steer it into an iceberg by Irish dancing #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/duGyRLoZdp
— Gav (@miracleofsound) 18. august 2016
I really shouldn't talk about. I shouldn't. I CAN'T. But really folks, I can't. Ok? Ok.
It's a fight club.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Mike Matola (@MikeMatola) 18. august 2016
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) 18. august 2016
Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan) 18. august 2016
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Travon Free (@Travon) 18. august 2016
"Say what you want about these Sith guys- they weren't afraid to take the gloves off & win. Not like what we have." #trumpexplainsmovieplots
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) 18. august 2016
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) 18. august 2016
Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) 18. august 2016
She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77) 18. august 2016
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Big lizard, who happens to be, we believe, Mexican, destroys Tokyo because it doesn't have a wall.
— JoeSentMe.com (@joesentme) 18. august 2016
Beautiful robot. A 10, guys, a 10. Our bearded friend is probably—can't say for sure, but probably—a Muslim. SAD. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— A24 (@A24) 18. august 2016
Wall-E: Didn't see it, but the title gave me an idea for what to call the 5th section of the border wall.
— Guapo 20Sxtn (@GuapoFlames) 17. august 2016
Det bedste hashtag, meget bedre end andre kandidaters hashtag. Yuge hashtag! Læs flere af dem HER.
Læs også: Trevor Noah sammenligner Trump med Jokeren, ’Suicide Squad’ og sidste sæson af ’Lost’